A collection of books I've written.
"A razor-sharp look into the mind of the modern slacker. 10/10"
--AR PRESS
"Instead of going to sleep I read the entire book in one sitting. The next day I re-read it again."
--MICHAEL MOENING
"I knew this was going to be great from the first chapter!"
--TICIA PERENCIO
Merch, Pictures, Postcards, T-shirts
Like all the historical philosophers of significance, I too have a range of junk slightly funny casual-wear and appliances for sale.
Spare Change Donation
Spare Change Donation
I give you world peace.
$5
Quirky T-shirts
Quirky T-shirts
Most sizes available.
$23
Coffee Mugs
Coffee Mugs
You definitely don't have enough of these.
$12
I will also sell my soul if there's any interest.