A collection of books I've written.

 

REVIEWS

"A razor-sharp look into the mind of the modern slacker. 10/10"

--AR PRESS

"I knew this was going to be great from the first chapter!"

--T. PERENCIO

"Instead of going to sleep I read the entire book in one sitting. The next day I re-read it again."

--M. MOENING

"Quite impressed that you did that much quality writing in 4 weeks."

--R.C. ABBOTT

It took a lot of blood, sweat and tears to write this book."

--J.E. FISCHER


Merch, Pictures, Postcards, T-shirts

Like all the historical philosophers of significance, I too have a range of junk slightly funny casual-wear and appliances for sale.


Spare Change Donation

I give you world peace.

$5

Quirky T-shirts

Most sizes available.

$23

Coffee Mugs

You definitely don't have enough of these.

$12

I will sell my soul if there's any interest.